5 Bachelorette party ideas for 2026. How to Host a party that feels like summer in January 🥥

Let’s be honest. January is a total b*tch.

The holiday high is gone, your bank account is in pain, and the weather outside is nasty. Unless you’re a penguin or a psychopath who enjoys "crisp morning air," you’re likely rotting on your sofa under three blankets, wondering why you don't live in florida.

But at The Cheeky Butlers, we don’t do "seasonal depression." We do seasonal defiance!

for those who experience more cold than most, are making the most of their seasonal defiance and they are doing that by hosting indoor oasis parties with our Cheeky Butlers! I'm talking about a party so hot it’ll melt make you realise that you don't need miami weather to party as if you are.

Here’s how to throw a middle finger to the tundra and host the only party that matters this month.

1. The "Arctic-Proof" Dress Code

Tell your friends to leave the North Face parkas in the mudroom. This is an Oasis, not a ski lodge. you dress like you're in the bahamas. We want "Miami Penthouse" energy. Silk robes, oversized sunnies, and those bikinis that are currently gathering dust. your cheeky butler will be arriving in nothing but a collar, cuffs, and an open bum to prove to you that island vibes are truly a mindset! .

2. Hydration (The Hard Way)

In January, doctors tell you to drink more water. We suggest you listen—as long as that water is frozen into ice cubes and drowned in premium vodka.

Freeze rum and tequila cubes and enjoy your morning iced coffee.... get your butler to serve these to you in an apron so skimpy it'll make you choke on your yummy little island drink! Watching a man with a chiseled chest shake a cocktail while it’s -10°C outside is the only form of "proper hydration" we recognize.

3. play games that make you hot

Since we’re all trapped inside like sophisticated sardines, we might as well make it interesting. Use our butlers. they love games. they come up prepared with some of the naughtiest ones that will make you sweat like you're in austin texas!

• The "Body Shot" Slalom: It’s like skiing, but with zero cardio and way more skin.

• Ice Cube Roulette: Use your butler as a human target. We won’t give away the details here, but let’s just say it involves cold ice and warm skin. It’s the only time "freezing" is actually fun.

4. The cabin fever flannel & fizz

   so everyone leans into the mountain lodge asthetic, just not as wholesome. themes are fun, and what happens in log cabins, stay in log cabins. have your butler pour whiskey neats to the group in a circle, while they all admire the tan around his suspenders. perfect winter cabin bachelorette type theme.

5. the bathing suit party

   get up. let's go to hyde. nothing screams pool party like our butlers crashing your villa and surprising the whole group who are all wearing....bikinis??? love island style parties call for naughty games and flowing cocktails! everyone's ready for a swim and a better peak at those butler's tight little shorts.

   
   

The Bottom Line: Be the Hero Your Squad Needs

Right now, your friends are miserable. They’re drinking green smoothies and pretending to enjoy "Dry January." Save them. Be the person who says, "Screw the frostbite, we’re having a pool party in my kitchen." oh, and a hot guy might or might not show up....

Hosting an Indoor Oasis isn't just about being extra — give everyone a reason to party and look at a tatted hispanic man with big muscles and nice round shoulders serving out champagne!