The games our butlers run at divorce parties, written out so you can run them yourself. Free to read, free to play. Or book a butler and he runs the whole night while everyone else just enjoys it.
Divorce parties swing between funny and raw, and that is the point — but the order matters. Open with something silly so nobody has to perform an emotion they are not feeling yet. Put the cathartic one in the middle, once the room is warm. End loud, so the last thing anyone remembers is laughing.
One rule: never make the guest of honour the butt of the joke. The ex is fair game. She is not.
Roughly in the order we would run them.
Everyone brings one ridiculous gift the ex gave her. The butler models each one in a mock fashion show with running commentary.
The room votes trash or treasure. Trash gets shredded, treasure gets repurposed. Clearing out her cupboards becomes the first game of the night.
Build a blank dating-profile template — adjectives, nouns, verbs missing. Guests fill the gaps without seeing the context.
Read it aloud at the end. It is always filthier and funnier than anyone planned.
A big exaggerated portrait of the ex, or a generic stand-in if you would rather not look at his face all night. Blindfold, spin, pin.
The butler gives the directions, and the directions are deliberately useless. Closest to the mark wins.
Plastic rings, and a target — either the ex's portrait, or, if the group wants it cheekier, a target on the butler.
He poses to make it harder. Most rings landed gets crowned Freedom Champion.
Plain white boxer briefs, fabric markers, glitter, glue. Teams decorate them with slogans — Property of Me, Free At Last, whatever lands.
The butler models the winning pair over his shorts for the final walk.
Write out the most ridiculous things the ex used to say, mixed with things she said. The room guesses who said what.
It works because it lets her laugh at the relationship instead of relitigating it.
A shredder, or a fire bowl outdoors and safely. Everyone writes down what she is leaving behind — the memories, the legal bills, the habits.
Then it goes. No butler needed for this one. It is the quietest five minutes of the night and usually the one people mention afterwards.
The wedding classic, inverted. Throw a bouquet, a garter, or a pair of cheap handcuffs.
Whoever catches it is not next to marry — they get a prize and a toast to staying exactly as free as they are.
Fake money or stickers. Guests bid on the butler's attention — a foot rub, the next drink fetched, one slow dance.
Rig it so she wins most of them. That is the whole point of the game.
A playlist of breakup anthems and nothing else. Gloria Gaynor, Adele, Beyoncé, Shania. Everyone sings.
Most dramatic performance wins. End the night here — it is loud, everyone joins in, and nobody leaves sad.
At a divorce party the butler is doing more than pouring. He is the one reading whether the room wants funny or wants cathartic, and switching the night accordingly.
Nobody in her friendship group should have to be the event manager on a night like this.
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Yes. Every game on this page is free to read and free to run yourself. You do not have to book anything.
Not in our experience. Most of the ones we work are less about the ex and more about her friends showing up for her. The games are just the excuse.
Tell us when you book. Trash or Treasure, Mad Libs, Shredded Memories, He Said She Said and Divorce-a-oke all run perfectly with a fully dressed butler.
Yes, that is the main reason people book one. He runs the games, brings the props and keeps the night moving so none of her friends has to organise it.
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